I would like to preface this article by first stating that I love America and thank God no one was hurt in the recent bombing of Times Square.
Having said that, is it just me, or is that guy clearly a horrible terrorist? I mean, he manages to get his bomb into Times Square, detonate it, and make a clean getaway, but he couldn't even injure anyone? He barely even hurt the door the bomb went off in front of. A few broken windows, nothing serious. The guy must have taken the short bus to his terrorist boot camp of choice.
I think whoever is responsible for this most heinous of crimes should consider another line of work, because terrorism is not his niche. If he went to careerbuilder.com he would have to click "no" when asked if he could injure someone with a bomb in the busiest block in the world. Anyone that clicks no to that question is automatically ruled out for terror related professions and immediately routed to waste management.
Next time someone sets off an explosive device in the most crowded place in this hemisphere, I expect some results.
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