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No Trans Fat
Lots of other kinds of fat
Made with real fruit flavors
Made with real fruit flavored chemicals
No sugar added
No extra sugar added
Made with Splenda
Made for fat people
A good source of calcium
A good source of irritated bowels
Part of a complete breakfast
Tell your parents this is part of a complete breakfast
Certified organic
Certified to go bad very quickly
Low carb
High Fat
Low fat
High carb
Low sodium
F*cking awful
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