Higher Education: How to Pick Your Classes and Still Manage to Get a Hangover

A party? At 3 a.m.? But I have class tomorrow! Does this whiny person sound like you? Then it's time you learn how to pick your classes, damn it.

Rule #1: Classes should never begin before 4 p.m.

Rule #2: Alarm clocks are for idiots.

Rule #3: The school weeks ends on a Thursday. (Note- If Tuesday was a good night out, you can choose to end the week early.)

Got more rules? Comment them!



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