
"When I become you, I will not be able to do your beauty justice."
"One of the voices in my head has the same cute laugh as you."
"Shhh, dear. I don't think you need to lose weight. Plus this way I'll be able to make a vest."
"Wow, your perfume smells exactly like the inside of a guys face."
"Not even death can stop the way I feel about you."
"You are so still when you sleep. So still..."
"I can't stand the thought of something as perfect as you living in a world like this."
"You will be the one they remember me for."
"When we make love the screaming stops."
by Thomas at Western Michigan
by FunBox Comedy
by Sean Curry at The College of New Jersey
Owner of a Lonely Heart and Smooth Criminal, violin style. Classic music just got more classical.
Things look a little different when you're intoxicated...
A cavalcade of Hollywood stars give Americans a dozen reasons not to visit the polls this November.
Fight Club, Home Alone and your other favorite films just got a lot shorter.
"The American People are attending Economic Crisis '08"
Through some housing error, a university put all Resident Advisors on the same floor. This is that floor.
The real lyrics are finally released
Yet another reason not to fall asleep in the commons room.