9) You want Michael Jackson to start returning your calls again because you miss "fun tickle time in the cave of giggles and magic."
8) You get a Fortune Cookie that reads, "Shave now, prosper later." Then the waiter winks at you.
7) Mach 3 is no longer fast enough.
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