The Weekly WYR

Weekly WYR: March 13th

by Jake Hurwitz March 13, 2008

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything? From Copas
Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon? From Zane
Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not? From Patrick
Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk? From brown
Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex? From Mickey
Need more allowance, or eat Killer Tofu? From Nick
Make it rain, or invest your money so that your family can be financially secure? From Jeff
Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it? From Dustin
Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day? From Phil

Finally, this week's winner of the I Think Michelle's Trying To Tell Us Something Award is michelle, who sent in this.

Have sex with your ex boyfriend while his girlfriend was at work or have sex with your ex boyfriend at work while his girlfriend is sleeping in the bed you had sex in on Friday? From michelle

Congrats Michelle, you're being used.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.