Religious Slogans Through The Eyes Of Intolerance


Scientology: Ruining people's careers since 1952. Ever heard of Adam Stanson? That's right, you haven't.
Prophet: E.T.

Catholic: Come for the fear mungering, stay for our school girls.
Prophet: Old Italian Guys

Protestant: We'll put the spirit in you. Not physically in you though, we'll leave that for the priests^.
Prophet: Hey Zeaus  

Judaism: Join us...or we'll buy your family and drink your blood.
Prophet: Show Buisness  

Islam: Our heaven is like a 1980's porno.
Prophet: Muhammad. Hope that narrows it down.

Buddhism: We're too high to care right now.
Prophet: Towlie

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