2. Beer fixes everything.
3. If you have a cool car and a mustache you can be 24 and hook up with high school girls and not be creepy.
4. Ice picks make great locks for doors.
5. Class is optional in 1976.
6. If you do attend class, you are only allowed to talk about Gilligan's Island, make a bong, or work on personalizing your freshmen-beating paddle.
7. George Washington not only grew Weed, but had fields of it. Thats why the dollar is green.
8. 14 year olds can buy beer without getting carded if they talk about construction.
9. Ben Affleck's best roles are when he plays an asshole. (see also: Mallrats)
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