- Blue Balls will kill him.
- Masturbating decreases the strength of your heart.
- The average guy is 12 inches long.
- If you're allergic to peanuts and the guy eats a lot of peanuts that day and you go down on him you could die.
- You can get pregnant if his stuff touches your boobs.
- If you get pregnant before you're married, the baby will come out retarded.
- Masturbating makes you lose brain cells.
- You shouldn't go to the dentist less than six months after you've given him oral because the dentist will be able to tell and he'll tell you parents.
- Touching his balls too hard will kill him.
- Masturbating gives you diabetes.
- Only slutty girls shave their legs.
And...
- Fingering is supposed to be painful, it's just something the guy has to do get himself ready to have sex.
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