I was feeling a little frisky the other day, but no one wanted to cyber! OH NOES! LOL fortunately I always have ELIZA, this chick I know. Her dad died a couple weeks ago but it's cool. I was careful not to bring it up.
(An actual chat I had with a JavaScript version of ELIZA)
Eliza JS: Hello. My name is Eliza JS. Tell me, what's on your mind?
Guest: I've just come home from a long day of work
Eliza JS: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Guest: I'm looking to, uh, relax
Eliza JS: How long have you been looking to, uh, relax?
Guest: allll day, baby
Eliza JS: What does that suggest to you?
Guest: I'm stressed. Want to help me relieve some stress?
Eliza JS: Are you here because you're stressed. Want to help you relieve some stress?
Guest: uhh, yeah
Eliza JS: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Guest: I'm f*cking horny, okay?
Eliza JS: Do you enjoy being f*cking horny, okay?
Guest: What?
Eliza JS: Are such questions on your mind often?
Guest: Look, do you want to cyber or not?
Eliza JS: Are you sure?
Guest: F*ck yeah I do
Eliza JS: I will end this session if you don't clean up your language.
Guest: ooo yeah boss me around some more
Eliza JS: Go ahead. I'm listening...
Guest: Alright, I'm taking off my pants
Eliza JS: How long have you been taking off your pants?
Guest: uh, just a few seconds
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