Written by Eric Jackson
Southeastern Conference football is often regarded as one of the most competitive, and rivalry-rich, conferences in America.
Asa Tennessee alumnus who has watched every team on this list play atleast once, I can tell you that there are few things quite like thepassion displayed in SEC rivalries.
If you don't know that muchabout the teams in the SEC, but you're a history buff like I am, thisrundown of SEC teams as Middle Eastern countries may help you betterunderstand the SEC...
ALABAMA: Saudi Arabia
Oncea proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and surrounded by Iran and Iraq(see below), with an a$$hole in Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing themdown.
LSU: Iran
Current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a leader.
TENNESSEE: Iraq
Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it's all over.
FLORIDA: Syria
Evildouchebags who will stoop to whatever level they need to win. No realhistory to speak of but thinks they are the cradle of civilization.
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