2. The Hoover damn was built to house a giant radioactive cube.
3. If giant robots are having a battle royale in the middleof a highly populated city, the citizens will continue to try to go to work.
4. Eating all the doughnuts will prove your innocence.
5. Saving the world from certain doom will instantly allow you to hook up with Megan Fox on the hood of a Camaro.
6. Grandma don't like nobody on her carpet, especially the police!
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