by Jordan
by Brad Einstein
by Talia Pollock
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Everyone in Achmed's village back in the middle east agreed that Achmed had the best voice around. Achmed's goal in life was to come to America to audition for American idol. Unfortunately the quality of his voice is not up to par with american standards.
9:04 AM Wake up to realize that your penis has grown another six inches while sleeping.9:12 AM Turn on the TV to find that an Asteroid will hit the earth in 24 hours.9:14 AM North Korea will launch biological warfare which will turn people into Zombies9:17 AM Play Nazi Zombies for irony.9:24 AM Zombie of ex-girlfriend will break into house. In
This is a story all about how, Wilbur's life got twisted turned upside down, now I would like to take a minute, just sit right there, Ill tell how I became the quarantinee of a farm called Zuckerman's barn.