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The NomineesIn our spanish class we were learning adjectives so the teacher gave us a list of celebrities and we had to assign them adjectives...
Professor: How about Brad Pitt?
Cheerleader: Guapo y Caliente!
Professor: Good, now how about Condoleezza Rice?
Cheerleader: Who's Condoleezza Rice?
Professor: The Secretary of State...
Cheerleader: Who the heck knows who the secretary of state is anyway?
Professor: So what are some environmental factors in a child's development?
The Brilliance: Climate?
Prof: Well, yes, I suppose that could have a minor effect.
The Brilliance Jr.: Landscape?
Prof: ...
Prof: So we know the premise that Moby Dick is a fish is false, so...
Genius: Wait, how come it's false?
Professor: So when calculating inventory turnover you use either 12 months or 52 weeks.
Einstein: Wait there's only 48 weeks in a year.
Professor: Umm let's just use 52 weeks...
Einstein: But that's wrong! There's 12 months a year and 4 weeks a month that makes 48.
The teacher was talking about Florida Public Colleges...
Valedictorian: What's a Publicologist?
by sean at SUNY Cortland
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Cyanide & Happiness
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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(at which point the dog wins the game)
MMMMMMMM sexy
Gallant says, “please” and “thank you.” Goofus once killed a hooker because she got mouthy.
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Recording...
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