George Washington - A virgin, i.e a first timer.
"Has she slept around a lot?"
"Nah dude, she's a George Washington"
Thomas Jefferson - A tramp who's only worth 5 bucks.
"Dude, she's nasty, a total Thomas Jefferson."
Lyndon B. Johnson, a.k.a LBJ - Slang for a penis.
Bill Clinton- Smoking a cigar after it's been placed down south on a woman. The"Bill Clinton" is the only maneuver actually invented by the Presidentit's named after.
The Abraham Lincoln - A sexual act where one of the parties wears a top hat.
Herbert Hoover - A woman adept at giving oral sex. "She's a keeper man, a total Herbert Hoover."
The Grover Cleveland- Having sex with a woman on 2 non-consecutive occassions. For example,if you hook up with a girl in September and in July, and have had sex in the interim, then that girl is known as a "Grover Cleveland." Many Grover Clevelands tend to be Thomas Jeffersons.

Richard Nixon - Refers to when a man is caught with a Prostitute. Often times, the man will exclaim "I am not a crook!"
Ronald Regan - Sex that is so good you forget where you are.
"He's so boring, but a total Ronald Regan in the sack."
Jimmy Carter - A cheap date.
"Think you'll get lucky tonight?"
"Yeah, she's a Jimmy Carter, toss her a few peanuts and she'll be all over the LBJ."
William H. Taft - A person who has sex with a fat woman, a.k.a. a 'dragon slayer', or the act of having sex in a bathtub.

Martin Van Buren - Anal Sex.
"My girlfriend still doesn't want to try the Martin Van Buren."
F.D.R - Having sex with someone in a wheelchair, not to be confused with the "Lt. Dan."
Warren G. Harding - Getting so drunk that you sleep with a Thomas Jefferson and give her the MartinVan Buren.
Mildred Filmore - Kissing a woman's kneecap.
"I totally gave her the Mildred Filmore last night."
"You're a loser."
Theodore Roosevelt - A well endowed man.
William Harrison - A guy who doesn't last long in the sack.
George W. Bush- A guy who lies to get his High School girlfriend in the sack, sleepswith her, and then doesn't know what to do once she gets pregnant.

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