1. Did you click the link to see Crystal's MySpace again?
a) Yes (4 points)
b) No (0 points)
2. Was it to see if she had more pictures?
a) Yes (3 points)
b) Noooooo... (4 points)
c) No (0 points)
3. Is Jessica hot or what?
a) Fuck yeah! (4 points)
b) Yeah (3 points)
c) No (0 points)
d) Who? (-1 point)
4. Did you write an article about it?
a) Yes (10 points)
b) No (0 points)
c) Who? (-1 point)
-2 to 4 points You're a little lonely
4 to 12 points You're pretty goddamn lonely
12 to 22 points Holy pants go get a girlfriend, you freak.
by Fatawesome
by Happy Happy Happy Man at UC Berkeley
by Ben Joseph at NYU
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Even PETA admitted it was funny while they were busy filing a lawsuit against his owner.
and never should have.
Can't wait for the live action version.
I get it, but you tell me what you think it means.
Recording...
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