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Fergottica - Emily Dickinson #414

by Katie Marino on April 10, 2008

The conceit of Fergottica is that it's the "forgotten erotica" of famous authors. There's a whole lot of it, and whether it's legit or not is a matter of contention among literature scholars in every dingy coffee shop in Connecticut. Today I bring you the forgotten erotica of Emily Dickinson.

'Stick it - in - me.'

#414
He placed his Hand upon my - Breast -
It heaved with my gasp
I knew not whither my Hands flew -
Nor why they flew so - fast -

I found his - Manhood! -
In my Grip
It swelled beneath my - Touch -
And tho his - Blood - seemed all therein
I thought I saw him - Blush

He tweaked my Nipple - playfully -
I tapped my lover's Nuts -
And as he Tore my dress in twain
He growled - 'You dirty Slut!'

My Heart beat quick -
With every thrust -
It quickened e'en - more -
On Stomach, Back, upon my Knees -
In Bed or on the Floor

He left the Moment that his Seed
Was spilt upon my - Chintz -
But I have found an Equal lover
N'er before nor Since -