Reasons Why Soccer Will Never Catch On In America
1.The American psyche is entrenched in the notion that "more is better"; whether that "more" is food,money, or spinner hubcaps. This conceptalso translates into the sports that Americans watch and love. This is especially true for basketball, for atypical basketball game can see over 200 combined points scored, while insoccer there would hopefully be one goal scored. This leads the sport to be completely adverseto the American mentality that was previously defined.
2. Soccer sucks.
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