1. Sharks can not only hold a grudge against an entire family, but can pass it down from generation to generation.
2. Sharks can track people's flights from the Northeast to the Bahamas. Seriously, nothing is safe on the internet.
3. Sharks can not only travel from the Northeast to the Bahamas in roughly a day but can survive in both environments.
4. A 25 foot long Great White Shark, that weighs approximately 3 tons, has the same vertical leap as a LeBron James and Flipper love child.
5. Only after dozens of attacks spanning an entire decade does it in fact get "Personal".
by Mike Karnell at Ohio State
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Nat Tingley
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
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A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
Don't let your girlfriend "Yoko Ono" your score.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtedly experience.
I can't wait for him to grow hair so I can give him a swirlee.
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