"Moments Before..." is a column that examines the exact events that lead up to a specific CollegeHumor picture. None of the dialogue below is conjecture -- they are all based on facts and interviews. For maximum hilarity reveal the picture by clicking on the link after reading the article.
Photographer: All right, shall we get started? Let's see two big smiles!
Man: Wait!
Photographer: Of course. I'm sorry. When you're ready.
Woman: You should take off your shirt, baby.
Photographer: He should?
Man: I mean, I didn't get this tattoo of a squashed bug on my shoulder so that it would be hidden during our photos.
Photographer: Right. Sorry. Ready now?
Man: Not even close. Baby, take off your shirt too.
Woman: You think so?
Photographer: Probably n--
Man: I've never been so sure about anything, ever.
Woman: I love you so hard.
Photographer: All right. You're both topless now.
Man: Pretty awesome, right?
Photographer: ...and she's pregnant. She's definitely pregnant.
Woman: Yes.
Photographer: So, sir, let me get this straight. You came into Wal-Mart to take a topless photo of you both, and your... wife is it?
Man: What DON'T you get?
Photographer: All right let's just do this.
Woman: Grab my ass.
Man: Unbutton your jeans.
Woman: Just the top button, though.
Man: You are so pregnant.
Woman: And you look like Eminem.
[Flash!]
Recording...
Facebook
Twitter
YouTube
MySpace
