The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesWe were talking about what happens when a species is removed from an environment. The professor asked what would happen to the rabbit population...
Genius: Wait! Won't all the deers eat the rabbits?
Professor: ...and I had to guess what the play was about through their movements, because I couldn't understand the dialogue.
Theatre Buff: Why couldn't you understand the dialogue, were you too far away and couldn't hear it?
In history class...
The Brilliance: The senate is stronger than congress, right?
Professor: Hmm. Let's try "part of."
Professor: So, as we all know, the tectonic plates are all floating and moving constantly.
Einstein Jr.: Wait! the continents are floating in the water?
Professor: No, they're floating on magma.
Einstein Jr.: ...What about Hawaii?
Professor: So, the moon's phases are explained by the orbit of the earth and the shadow cast on it.
Valedictorian: Isn't there a myth that someday the moon will block out the sun?
Professor: Yeah, that's called an eclipse. They happen all the time.
by The Librarianist
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Amir Blumenfeld at UC Berkeley
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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(at which point the dog wins the game)
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Gallant says, “please” and “thank you.” Goofus once killed a hooker because she got mouthy.
Recording...
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