1. Most likely overstated, but seriously guys, I'm falling behind in all of my 
    classes. Instead of starting a ten page paper or my book for a review I 
    have to do, I decided to spend two hours thoroughly scouting out girls for the
    "Hottest College Girl" competition to ensure I made the most precise
    decisions. I can't be looking through all of these articles and videos when I
    have shit to do.

2. I constantly come up with these witty/funny things that I think are hilarious
    only to later realize that one of your articles or videos were subconsciously
    engrained into my head. I spent a week calling all of my friends "brohemian
    rhapsody" thinking I was totally the man. I later discovered that I was just
    recalling the CH original "Brohemian Rhapsody".

3. This is the only place I have repeatedly seen the abbreviation FTW. I'm not
    sure as to what it means, therefore, not knowing how to properly use it. I
    figure I have missed the boat on asking so I just try to fit it in presumably
    inappropriate contexts.

4. On several occasions I have brought up "Stuff You Don't Care About But Will
    Help You Get Laid" topics to girls. Yeah, it's not that simple. Discussing
    celebrity vag only gets you so far ya know.

5. I always think of really specific things that I would like to have a shirt of and
    what do you know, Busted Tees has it. I am a poor college kid; I can't be
    spending money on this stuff. Yes, I know I need a Jessie and the Rippers T-
    shirt, but a kid has got to eat too! FTW?

6. In conversation with friends I will bring up certain things a staff member did; if
    my friend is not a CH regular and I try to explain one of you, all I get are
    blank stares. "Like they're not super famous, but people know them. O.k. so
    they're not on a Tom Cruise level but it's only a matter of time before they all
    blow up like the crack epidemic of the 80's and become mainstream." In which
    case I will then talk about how I knew who you were before you got famous
    and how funny you were, and then trash you for making it big and being
    sellouts. (sorry)

7. Every time I see a security guard I quietly say to myself, "Don't tase me bro."
    I always chuckle a little, but if one of them hears me it could be a serious
    issue. They might get pissed and do something about it, like I don't know,
    tase me or something.

8. I have tried to save this article 3 times now and it keeps getting erased as I
    try to preview it. That could just be my shitty computer, but regardless, I hate
    it.

9. As I inspect the "Hardly Working" sketches I notice that basically everyone has
    a Mac. I have never owned an apple computer in my life, but as I play around
    on my friends and the ones at school I see why. I have become obsessed with
    getting one and am now scheming ways to accumulate money fast. This may
    become extremely treacherous.

10. I love you.