First thing's first, I must give you
This bit of information
Gravity itself is a just force
It's not acceleration
But when we measure gravity
Acceleration's what we use
Please, class, please stay with me now
And do not be confused
Nine-point-eight-one- now write that down
Meters per second, of course
Is the acceleration due to gravity
And Newton is the source
Newton's First Law of Motion
By: E-Nigma
Physical body
At rest
Want to rest
Have to rest
Stay at rest
Ever move?
Never move
Make me move
Moving object
Friction free
Floating
Going
Gliding
Can't stop
Won't stop
-INERTIA-
Special Relativity
By: Sage Mathers
How I see things, and you see things
May never be the same
Perception skews reality
It's all about the frame
If my clock moves, and your clock stays
The times will be quite skewed
My clock is slow, your clock is fast
That's how the time is viewed
If you measure a moving thing
And find it ten feet long
Your eyes are tricked - that's not the length
You'll find that you are wrong
Einstein found that
E is equal to the MC squared
When will I need this - my major's Art
I really could not care
by Andrew B. at Purdue
by aaron hertzog at Temple
by Kevin Corrigan at Rowan
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
Here's an article about failed logic. If you have similar stories about someone just basically failing at using logic, man or woman, concerning any subject I wanna hear about it, then I'll choose the funniest/most retarded stories for my next Article
ODAYUM THAT SKULL
Rainbow oh my god!!