You know what's stupid? Harry Potter. I don't care for it. Never read the books, can't sit though the movies. But it is one of the few things in Science Fiction/Fantasy that I am not a huge fan of so bashing it is one of my few opportunities to act like I'm somewhat cool.

"Are you really a Harry Potter fan? Seriously? It would be one thing if it was Star Trek, Star wars, Battlestar Galactica, Superman , Batman, Spiderman, The Hulk, X Men, that run of Daredevil comics written by Kevin Smith, Dr. Who, The first few seasons of X-Files, Lord of the Rings, Iron Man, pretty much any movie where someone wears a costume to fight crime, Lost, Heroes, Alien Nation, ET, Mac & Me, Babylon 5, Twilight Zone or Small Wonder."

"But Harry Potter? You need to get a life my man."

Another nerdy thing I don't care for is that show Smallville. In case you haven't heard, it's a show about young Superman where the producers have promised viewers that you will never see him fly or wear the iconic blue and read uniform.

Which is a smart move, because people hate it when Superman does either of those things.

All that flying and dressing like Superman really held the Christopher Reeve movies back.

I want to see superman wearing blue jeans and crocs as he rides a 10 year old Vespa to fight Lex Luthor.

That reminds me, I'm pitching a new cooking show to the food network where you never see a kitchen- or food.

Take that 8 year old show on the CW that no one watches!