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"Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles" Theme Song

As sad as it may be, we've grown older and outgrown the things that may have entertained us as children and teenagers. But with nostalgia still selling, studios are realizing that updating old favorites to their original audience may be just the thing to do. That's how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles grew up and gave up all of those silly ninja antics, which they realized were getting them nowhere fast. After that stupid adventure with the magic Japanese time-travel lamp, they sat down and decided it was time to grow up...

Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Middle-aged mutants with 401Ks
Fiscal power!

They're the world's most respectable financial team (We're really thorough!)
They're professionals in their 40s and they're green (Hey - just like money!)
When the evil Shredder gets audited
These turtle CPAs don't cut him no slack!

Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles

Professor Splinter taught them to be well-trained bookkeepers (He's a respected faculty member!)
Leonardo files, Donatello does accounts payable (That's a debit, Jack!)
Raphael is organized but fiscally-conservative (Gimme a bank!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (GOP!)

Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Adult Mutant Accountant Turtles
Middle-aged mutants with 401Ks
Fiscal power!
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