Diagnosis: Hangover
Recommendation: Quit being a bitch, last night was awesome!
Diagnosis: Sprained Ankle
Recommendation: Get a bucket and a lot of ice to soak ankle. Stay off your feet for 3-5 days. Here's a note for your professors to excuse you from class. Also recommended: PS3, with latest volume of Madden, GTA4, and seasons one through three of Lost on DVD.
Diagnosis: Stress-Related Illness
Recommendation: (Referral by Dr. Andre Young, MD) "Produce a smokescreen with the funky green to keep your eyes slanted." Cheetos.
Diagnosis: Mono
Recommendation: Sleep, dude, sleeeeeeeep.
Diagnosis: Common Cold
Recommendation: Take three times the recommended dose of NyQuil. Trip balls. Pass out.
Diagnosis: Morning Sickness
Recommendation: Quit being a bitch, that night was awesome!
by Brian Merusi at Philadelphia College of Pharmacy and Science
by aaron hertzog at Temple
by Andrew B. at Purdue
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet
Recording...
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