The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor: This is "Little Boy" - the bomb dropped on Hiroshima that helped end WWII.
Blondie: How did they recover it?
Professor: South Carolina was the first state to leave the Union in 1860, followed by Mississippi, Florida, Alabama....
Honor Student: Where did the States that left the Union go?
Professor: Nowhere... they did not literally leave.
Professor: And this would be a geyser.
Genius: Are geysers really old; is that why we call old people geysers?
Professor: We call old people 'geezers' so no.
The professor just told the class that for our next quiz we would have to arrange a harmony to The Star Spangled Banner...
Patriot: Wait, is that the "Oh say can you see"?
Background story: We have a quiz every Wednesday about a continent, or part of it. We have to label countries for extra-credit points. We can either take the test or write a one page paper about something in that region. We did North Africa last week, and the professor handed back the papers.
Professor: Here, you might want to hand this in when we do the Middle East.
The Brilliance: Huh?
Professor: You wrote about Afghanistan...
The Brilliance: That's in Africa, right? It's in Iraq, right?
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