Pick up lines are a sure way to get the girl! Just don't use them if the girl has read this article...
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Can I get a picture with you?
I'm going to photoshop your clothes off as soon as I get home.
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Hey, what's your name?
There's got to be a couple of bikini pics on your facebook...
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Take off your glasses...I want to see your eyes.
Take off your glasses...I want to stare at your boobs without getting slapped.
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So what type of birth-control do you use?
So what type of birth-control will I not use?
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