Time                                                               Event

7:00AM                         let alarm beep obnoxiously for fifteen minutes
7:30AM                         chomp loudly on cereal
8:00AM                         talk, no, YELL, on cell phone
8:45AM                         blow dry hair - who cares if your roommate is asleep?
9:00AM                         leave for 9 AM class
9:01AM                         OOPS!  Forgot backpack
4:00PM                         roommate back from class - turn on the TV while she studies
4:15PM                         eat a chocolate cupcake - your roommate is on a diet, but YOU aren't
5:00PM                         use roommate's last tampon - she won't notice, right?
5:15PM                         laugh like a hyena at the latest wall post on Facebook
5:20PM                         watch dance videos on computer. Headphones don't exist
6:00PM                         time to eat again!  The freshman fifteen is a beautiful thing
6:45PM                         go to dance practice. Do not shower after
9:00PM                         have nine friends over to take shots of vodka in the room!
9:45PM                         turn up the stereo and sing along
11:00PM                        stumble out the door to some frat parties!  Class at 9AM, whatever!
2:00AM                         Underage citation L Guess the officer's phone call will wake up your roommate
2:30AM                         throw up while your roommate holds your hair
5:00AM                         okay, time to pass out and let your roommate sleep
12:00PM                        do not go to class and never apologize for the previous night