Guy: Excuse me, Flo?
Girl: Uh, my name is Christy...
Guy: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Girl: No... it's Southern, I'm from Austin.
Guy: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!
Girl: Actually, it's in Texas.
Guy: Well suck me sideways!
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes.
Girl: Wow, are you a doctor?
Guy: Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store.
Girl: Oh...
Guy: Yeah, One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih Tzu.
Girl: Yeah... Ha. Ha. You're funny. A Bull Shit, pretty original.
Guy: You're it.
Girl: What are you? 12?
Guy: You're it, quitsies!
Girl: You have a problem.
Guy: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Girl: I'm leaving.
Guy: I'm sorry; some little filly broke my heart.
Girl: Oh, I'm sorry. I know how you feel.
Guy: What's your last name? Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Girl: No, it's Johnson...
Guy: I was way off!
Girl: Yes, yes, you were.
Guy: So, what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Girl: I just met you...
Guy: The first time I set my eyes on you I got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone you.
Girl: Goodbye!
Guy: Big Gulps huh? Welp, see ya later!
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by Kyle Anson at University of Iowa
by Shawn Dobbins at University of Wisconsin - La Crosse
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
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How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
Rainbow oh my god!!
ALF, Kermit, Garfield, Winnie the Pooh, the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, George and Barbara Bush team up against one common enemy: Drugs!
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