*cell phone alarm goes off*
My Brain: "Sh*t! What time is it? Aw I think I hear it raining outside. Just a few more minutes of sleep...)
*hits snooze on cell phone*
(Yes. My cell phone does have a snooze button, doesn't yours?)
*cell phone alarm goes off again*
My Brain: "Christ that song is getting annoying. I really need to change that.. Ugh. I don't feel like walking to class today. Maybe I'll steal one of those bikes on the rack outside, or maybe even one of those golf carts that constantly try to run me down when I'm listening to my iPod. Somebody should install a horn on those things.. Hell, I don't even have to go to class today. I mean, we had an in-class assignment last time so what are the chances that we'll have another one? But if I just skip that class then I can only sleep for another 45 minutes. I guess I'm gonna have to skip my next two classes while I'm at it. The notes are gonna be up online anyways, I think.. And you know, since not going to those classes frees up my schedule to have lunch, then I might as well enjoy my meal and not go to my afternoon class either. Yeah. This day is already starting to sound awe.. Hey?! Why am I getting wet? What the hell? How did I get in the shower?! Oh well. Looks like I'm learning something today...
by rob at Mizzou
by Susanna Wolff at Columbia
by 105%-o-matic at Bucks County Community College
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