Frat Chat

Over the years, fraternity life has changed 10 fold.  This is a comparison as to what fraternities were like to their pledges 5 years ago, as opposed to what they are like now to them now, due to the countless lawsuits, stricter university rules, and all around rules limiting fraternity exclusiveness.  
Enjoy.

5 Years Ago:
"Get me a beer, Maggot."
Today:
"Would you like a drink, buddy?" :::Smile:::

5 years ago:
"Tell that girl that you are a pretty little unicorn, and you want her pot of gold."
Today:
"Hey buddy, that cute freshman looks like she wants someone to talk to."   :::wink and smile:::

5 years ago:
"You are a maggot peice of shit and will never amount to anything."
Today:
"You have your future in your hands!  You can do Anything!!!!" :::Smile and high five:::

5 years ago:
"Do my laundry, bitch."
Today:
"Here's a few shirts I picked up from the Polo outlet.  I got them specific to your size.  Remember, collar popped means you're completely straight!" :::Wink and smile:::

5 years ago:
"You may be my little brother, but you seriously are a completely worthless fuckup."
Today:
"You are the best little ever!!!!  Come home with me and meet my parents!" :::Smile and subtle hand touch:::

5 years ago:
"Old school is the best movie ever.  You could learn a thing or two from Frank the Tank."
Today:
"Drinking too much alcohol is GROSS!.  Hugsies!!" :::Smiles at pledge, and forces uncomfortable hug:::

5 years ago:
"Shut the fuck up.  Do NOT look me in the eyes, pussy."
Today:
"Look me in the eyes.  Tell me sweet nothings" :::Forces homo kisses on pledge's face:::

5 years ago:
"I want you to clean the bathroom, the hallways, the crawlspace, reshingle the roof, and count how many bricks are in this house."
Today:
"I want you in the bathroom, the hallways, the crawlspace, and after I reshingle our roof, i want you to count the tiles on my ceiling"

5 Years ago:
"You'll never make it into this house.  Everyone hates you and you're worthless."
Today:
"Come over to the house.  I love you, and you're smile is priceless"

5 years ago:
"I'm going to go take a few tabs of acid and blow a few lines of coke."
Today:
"I'm going to go bake a batch of walnut brownies!  Do you want some? I need to know how much sugar to put in them.." :::Smiles and caresses pledge's stomach:::

5 years ago:
"You and 6 of your pledge brothers are going to jerk off into a biscuit, and the last person to cum has to eat it."
Today:
"Soggy biscuit Tuesdays!  Whos on my team!?!??!" 

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