Happy Birthday Kelly and Allyson

The whole immigrant thing is a hot topic for debate in this country. Now we already know the facts and I am not here to talk about them but I am here to shed some light on it and make you think of it differently. Now, we are not here to argue if illegal immigrants should receive amnesty or not we are here to think objectively. I mean that should be our job as humans.

(Yo, Bro, She is so ugly yo)

(Dude, your thinking out side the box, I bet you do not notice how she looks when shes naked)

Today is Cino De Mayo which traditionally is an Mexican holiday and an American drinking fest. St Patricks Day is an American Holiday about an Irish man. Irish Day in Long Beach is just another excuse for them to get Zooted.

Crazy people living there.

Think about it. Besides all of the hatred, deep down, Americans LOVE immigrants. Immigrants is what makes this country go around. This is not directed to Hispanics at all since the influx of African American immigrants rises daily.

Damn Trini's!

It helps to actually take this in perspective. Today, everyone will be as drunk as they possibly CAN or WANT to be. Now there will be a ton of sober people (virgins...psh lol jk) but there is still the people that are going to party like it was the 80's. Why?

For a Mexican holiday.

The same people that are saying that all of them should go back to their country will be out drinking themselves stupid, or even worse, into bed with a fat man, in the name of the people they hate so much.

THIS IS A MEXICAN HOLIDAY PEOPLE. You cannot be any sort of racist to even celebrate this holiday. For all you prissy white chicks (even black chicks) who give dirty looks when they come to mow the lawn?

Do not drink today because you cannot accept them as people, than why drink in their name?

America loves being in altered states of mind. I mean, look at our president. He is in a constant altered state of mind. Americans favorite catch phrase is,

"I slept with him/her last night?"

That is the smuts favorite catch phrase too.

We need a set aside just plain out, DRINKING DAY. A day where the roads close, schools close, etc and everyone is allowed to get as blitzed as they want. Condoms should be passed out because if not, a baby boom will commence.

Lol. But, lets play a game. I have written 3 rants drunk, can any of you pick out which one?

Try it out.