
2. From now on, ride with Rhodey.
3. It is much simpler to build a supercharged battery/electromagnet that fits in a permanent hole in your chest cavity than it is to schedule a heart surgery.
4. Fire-extinguishing robots are needy and insecure.
5. It will only take me a few minutes to fly from California to Afghanistan, because the truth is, I am Iron Man.
6. Jeff Bridges will shave his head and murder you if he has to.
7. Should I strap on the additional super-suit and help my friend fight his power-hungry nemesis who stole his heart-battery to power an iron suit the size of a school bus? Nah. Next time, baby. Next time.
8. Gwyneth Paltrow would sooner name her child after a fruit than make out with Robert Downey, Jr.
by Adam Hrabik at University of Nebraska at Omaha
"Heartless outfielder catches the last home run attempt of his terminally ill opponent."
Times New Roman and friends battle the forces of evil.
An illustration of the difference between sober and drunk.
100% gibberish and still funnier than Carlos Mencia.
Firefox announced exciting new features- here are 5 of the best ones.
Now That's My Kinda Bar Tender.
They say that justice is blind, he's also mute.
An montage of cinema's most gruesome thumbed eye-gouges, from "Blade Runner" to "Evil Dead."
Pure domination on all levels.
I think this commercial is trying to rob me.