
2. From now on, ride with Rhodey.
3. It is much simpler to build a supercharged battery/electromagnet that fits in a permanent hole in your chest cavity than it is to schedule a heart surgery.
4. Fire-extinguishing robots are needy and insecure.
5. It will only take me a few minutes to fly from California to Afghanistan, because the truth is, I am Iron Man.
6. Jeff Bridges will shave his head and murder you if he has to.
7. Should I strap on the additional super-suit and help my friend fight his power-hungry nemesis who stole his heart-battery to power an iron suit the size of a school bus? Nah. Next time, baby. Next time.
8. Gwyneth Paltrow would sooner name her child after a fruit than make out with Robert Downey, Jr.
by Adam Hrabik at University of Nebraska at Omaha
by Ethan Kuperberg
by Emily
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
What better way to celebrate the 75th birthday of one of science's greats than with a badass Carl Sagan remix?
No matter how much you practice your moves, this guy will put you to shame every time.
The Wrestler, Lost in Translation, The Graduate and more get closure, once and for all.
"This is what I do when I don't want to practice." Awesome
Cutsman: Sir, me and the other robots have been talking.Dr. Wily: You aren't developing feelings are you? I don't have time for any Pinocchio sh*t. Cutsman: No, no! It's just...we think you're going about this "destroy Mega Man" thing the wrong way.D