My Daily Rant - 5.06.08


Disclaimer- Everything to follow this is completely satirical. It is not meant for anyone to catch feelings. These comments are childish, immature, and nonfactual.

Camron does it. All of Dipset does it. Pretty much all of the rap game does it. It is running rampant through the African Community right now. Everyone that does this is suffering from something that cannot be cured. The symptoms are abstract stupidity, loud voices, and ignorance. What is it?

No-Homoness.

Yes. That is running through the black lifestyle right now and it is killing the drive of the black man. Besides the fact that we took extra time to do things as it is, now it just slows us down even more. Why? Because we are afraid to touch someone.

Now before you all pick up your pitchforks and make your way to my dorm room to attack me, lets clear this up. I am not homosexual nor have I ever had the thought of being one. I am comfortable with my sexuality and I do not ever second guess my self. This is one of the many reasons I consider my self an Elitist. That is saved for another rant.

Now I am not going to sit here and act like I have not used the word my self because I did. I used it avidly for a point because it is really frustrating having someone catch your words on a word by word basis. Therefore, I started saying it so I could stop people from annoying me. I do not like being annoyed.

Saying "No Homo" is extremely immature in my opinion. It has turned into a fad with people saying it that have no idea why they are saying it. If you know that someone is not talking about anything homosexual, why must one call it out? I mean here is a normal black conversation -

"Yo was good my nigga - No homo

Nothing chillin holdin my nuts - No homo

Word yo, I wanna get in this niggas ass - PAUSE

Really nigga what he do to you? - Pause

I have no idea, but he smells good - Pause

Word is bond yo, hold on, - rewind

Oy donb si dorw - fast forward

Word is bond yo. "

That is what we have become. I mean it is great that people are actually listening to the conversations enough in order to be able to butcher your words?

The major flaw with "No Homo" is the fact that when you say it, it MAKES what you are saying is gay.

Seriously think about it.

When you are having a conversation about how you accidentally bumped a dude walking down the street, when you say "No Homo" you sound gay. Why? Because it changed the context of the saying. Now you are sitting there thinking about him bumping into another man.

No homo.

See does that not sound gay now?

Shoot, I have even witnessed homosexuals saying no homo. Get out of here. We have a problem and it can only be solved by a smart black man.

No homo.

See? Now you're thinking about it all gay. Shame on you!



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