Disclaimer- Everything to follow this is completely satirical. It is not meant for anyone to catch feelings. These comments are childish, immature, and nonfactual.

Think very hard for a second. I mean seriously. Turn around, stare at your roommate, and think very hard (if you do not have a roommate stare at your favorite body part). Have you watched a sporting event in the past 9 months? Probably. Either it was the Super Bowl, (where the Giants shitted on the waste of a city Boston), Baseball, or Basketball there has been one constant through out this.

No, not Boston being a continuing waste of a city, but it is a close second.

Soulja Boy.

Yea So- YA TRICK YA- ulja Boy

Soulja Boy is the most popular rapper in the "game" right now. If rap was a high school, Soulja Boy would be that foreign exchange student everyone liked because he did something that was the same; he just added his own little retarded twist on it. Now everyone loves the foreign exchange student -

I like ones that walk around naked. Remember, forward pictures to my email!

Now before we go in to depth on how I am usually right (FOR EXAMPLE, MILEY CYRUS MESSED UP! AND I CALLED THAT REMEMBER? If you did not see that rant, click HERE

Soulja Boy made enough money off RINGTONES to never work ever again in his entire life.

Well he is black, so the four baby mothers and the flashy cars for everyone on the block will make him pay.

Depressing right?

Just watch.

However, I MUST make a bold statement here. Drum roll please... (Clap your breastases for the same effect!)

SOULJA BOY Is the Vanilla Ice of the 20's. Now if you remember, Vanilla Ice was a flaming piece crap that basically dictated rap for two years. When I say dictated, I mean that he was on top of the rap game.

If you honestly take this into perspective, Soulja Boy will never have something as catchy and as ignorant as "Crank Dat" which Vanilla Ice did also with "Ice Ice Baby". Both of their songs get played in succession at various sporting events. In a club, they are both played and WILL be played for years to come.

That is impressive.

Soulja Boy, just like Vanilla, is crankin it all over girls faces as we speak, and Vanilla was icing girls faces too, but it caught up to him, and now he is a one hit wonder.

He will slowly fall out of existence and resort to doing porn.

Which Vanilla Ice (if I remember correctly, I think there was a news story about it) did.

Well, he already has the perfect name for it. (no homo)[does it not seem gay as hell now? See I was right!]