Disclaimer- Everything to follow this is completely satirical. It is not meant for anyone to catch feelings. These comments are childish, immature, and nonfactual.

Life is all about how people interpret things. In my rants, I have drawn life down to many things before which is probably the overall theme of the rants in general. Now, people may choose to take things harshly and bring up their pitchforks and burn the place but some people are able to take things and deal with it. Some people do not understand what a "joke" is.

You're ugly.

That was a joke but it is sad that you took it seriously and have now stopped reading this rant.

Ha.

Stare at this page very hard for a second. There is something here that you probably have not read it.

The disclaimer. When is the last time you read the disclaimer?

That disclaimer tells me, Jacques "5'6 Wonder" Morel, that I can say what EVER I want.

Eat it.

Now that is a drastic overstatement and I do not actually say whatever I WANT but it does give me that sort of "leeway" to say what I want within reason.

Screw reason.

Sometimes my view on certain things is completely misconstrued such as my view on women -

I do not have a bad view on women. I love you guys.

No pun intended. No homo.

Lol.

However, that disclaimer should be the only thing taken seriously in this entire rant. When I say something it is whatever is the first to spew out of the cesspool I call a mind and is not checked. It is only checked when I hit F7 in Word to get a good spell-check. Now, some people will actually sit there and take what I said to heart. I have that type of power.

You're still ugly.

Are we taking things to seriously? Is life just one big misunderstanding? Are we really taking a loss every time we step out of bed and out of our comfort zone? The people that are truly living life are the same people that can read something terrible about them and act like nothing happened. Now none of that fake "screw the world" confidence, I am talking serious confidence where you will not just blow off anyone who says this about you or your race. It actually makes you think about what could happen and if they are right and then you move along with your day.

Or you sit at that computer and angrily comment me. I love comments so please, if you read constantly...shoot a comment every now and then.

Nevertheless, that disclaimer is there so you know what you are dealing with before you start. You already know what you are going to read in here is raunchy, edgy, and slightly arousing.

Growl.

We need to start taking jokes and not taking shots. Shots are not always good.