Professor: Even today there is still a lot of antisemitism in Hollywood.
The Brilliance: Wait...How can there be antisemitism in Hollywood, I thought the Jews ran it?
A girl told the professor that she had been to the Vatican...
Professor: Did you see the Pope?
Blondie: No, The Pope died a couple years ago.
The class had gotten off topic and the professor was speaking of his tenure track...
Einstein Jr.: So when you say you have tenure, does that mean it takes ten years?"
Barbie (sitting at table working on our group paper): Hey, do y'all know how to spell the word ruh-ther?
Me: Ruh-ther? I don't think I know that word... Can you use it in a sentence?
Barbie: Ya know, like, somethin or ruh-ther?
We were dissecting dead earthworms in class.
Bio Teacher: Make sure you put pins on either side of the worms.
Genius: Wait, is that to keep them from moving around?
by The Librarianist
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Thomas Murray at Ohio State
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
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