Professor: Even today there is still a lot of antisemitism in Hollywood.
The Brilliance: Wait...How can there be antisemitism in Hollywood, I thought the Jews ran it?
A girl told the professor that she had been to the Vatican...
Professor: Did you see the Pope?
Blondie: No, The Pope died a couple years ago.
The class had gotten off topic and the professor was speaking of his tenure track...
Einstein Jr.: So when you say you have tenure, does that mean it takes ten years?"
Barbie (sitting at table working on our group paper): Hey, do y'all know how to spell the word ruh-ther?
Me: Ruh-ther? I don't think I know that word... Can you use it in a sentence?
Barbie: Ya know, like, somethin or ruh-ther?
We were dissecting dead earthworms in class.
Bio Teacher: Make sure you put pins on either side of the worms.
Genius: Wait, is that to keep them from moving around?
by The Librarianist
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Thomas Murray at Ohio State
Pandora, Twitter, Evite and more are parodied in epic Broadway fashion.
The Watchmen come face to face with their greatest opponent: nudity.
Streeter and Amir burn each other lyrically... with a little help from "Freestyle Love Supreme."
When it comes to machines, it's hard to make love (or any emotion). A real prank by comedian Gil Ozeri, animated by Dan Meth. Doesn't compute.
Dating someone? Then you will just laugh and empathise with these people.
Tom Petty would be rolling in his grave. You know, if he was dead.
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