Professor: Even today there is still a lot of antisemitism in Hollywood.
The Brilliance: Wait...How can there be antisemitism in Hollywood, I thought the Jews ran it?
A girl told the professor that she had been to the Vatican...
Professor: Did you see the Pope?
Blondie: No, The Pope died a couple years ago.
The class had gotten off topic and the professor was speaking of his tenure track...
Einstein Jr.: So when you say you have tenure, does that mean it takes ten years?"
Barbie (sitting at table working on our group paper): Hey, do y'all know how to spell the word ruh-ther?
Me: Ruh-ther? I don't think I know that word... Can you use it in a sentence?
Barbie: Ya know, like, somethin or ruh-ther?
We were dissecting dead earthworms in class.
Bio Teacher: Make sure you put pins on either side of the worms.
Genius: Wait, is that to keep them from moving around?
by The Librarianist
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Thomas Murray at Ohio State
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
Lin Manuel has done great things since appearing in Hardly Working: Rap Battle. I don't want to say were totally responsible, but... We're not? A little respons�No? OK, we've met him.
but your governor's son can't pick his nose.
Obi-Wan is a dumbass
Recording...
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