Unfortunate Times to Discover Your Specific Super Hero Power

by Knucklehead on May 14, 2008
  • While you're looking around at your family and friends that have gathered by your bedside to see the unraveling of your reconstructed face is an unfortunate time to discover that while your eyes are open, lasers will shoot out of them.
  • While you're seated on an airplane that's traveling at 30,000ft above the Pacific Ocean is an unfortunate time to discover that your can pass your body through solid objects.
  • While tossing your 11-month old baby into the air repeatedly saying "WEEEE!" as your baby is giggling uncontrollably is an unfortunate time to discover you have super human strength.
  • While you're at the tiger exhibit at the zoo imagining how scary it would be if that bengal tiger scaled the tree in the corner and then hopped over the barrier and started mauling everyone in sight is an unfortunate time to discover you can control animal's minds.
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