Disclaimer- Everything to follow this is completely satirical. It is not meant for anyone to catch feelings. These comments are childish, immature, and nonfactual.

Ok so I just woke up and I started writing this rant due to the requests I had on Facebook. I know, I know, I check Facebook the moment I wake up but that is what you do at this age. I mean how many of you guys do that also? Not many. Ok, so it is now known that I am a loser. Fine. I have always checked things first in the morning growing up. I mean at 13, when I was introduced to my best friend of 5 years -

Porn

I checked on it in the morning.

Ew. Ksajfdlksajfdsa.

That is NOT the topic of todays rant. But if it was I would expose A LOT of guys right now. I have been trying really hard to be a devils advocate in my life. I do not care if the cup is half full or half empty, I am just asking why are we even looking at the stupid cup? Let's pay attention to other cups.

FOCUS ON YOUR GOALS.

But I woke up today and I was not given the right to do that. When I checked my request, aside from all the ones asking for nude pictures of my Adonis-like self, I was greeted by a group with Barack Obama with an X through his head and saying - "BARACK OBAMA IS NOT RIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY".

Then, when I checked my most recent notes, I had another going out against him. Why people? Now Tom, and Chris "Fatty" Dicerbo (JK), I love you people and you know that. Why the outright blatency though?

I believe that Barack Obama is the best idea for the presidency. Yes the man is damn young, but was Kennedy extremely young also? I mean Kennedy had more experience than Obama has had at this moment, but that type of ambition is what we need in this country.

That is not the topic of today's rant either. Strike two!

If we look for things that divide us as people, besides color and our various appendages' sizes, we are all the same people. Perfect. Nothing else should divide us but as humans we love conflict and we let it divide us.

"Barack '08, Hilary '08, McCain ˜08"

"Yankees!" "Bum Sox! ?Yea I said it."

"Yankees!" "(sorry excuse for a team that likes to blow leads) Mets!"

"Girl, he's ugly." "NO. The two foot gap in his teeth works for him"

"Bro, your girlfriends friend is variably sub-par." "Lets get you drunk."

"Dude, I am not gay." "Lets get you drunk".

I am not going to sit here and ask for people to take a stand against dividing as humans because right now the country is horribly divided. Maybe that is the direction we need to go in right now?

O well.

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