-I walked forward and made the rest of the tour group walk backwards.
-I ended too many of my sentences with "if you like diarrhea!"
Examples:
The food is ok...
The showers in the dorms are pretty nice...
-I highlighted the fact that black people have only been allowed to enroll here for 20% of the schools existence.
-"Our school has relatively low instances of date rape!"
-"The dorms are 100% dry, unless you have a backpack."
-I explained that Greek Life used to be good here, but like real Greece, it became over run with pushy Italians.
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