- A wizard is never late, but past-due papers lose .5 per day until turned in.
"Hoods off during exams, Mr. Rider." - The exam has no study guide, the exam needs no study guide.
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- The finest Pipe Weed doesn't come from the South Farthing, it comes from a guy named "Chocolate" who hangs out by the commuter lot.
- Taking a lighter to my scantron won't reveal its "secrets."
- To bear the instructor rating forms is to be alone.
- I shall not pass.
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