A CH Commenter Learns His Presidents

George Washington

F1RST!!!


John Adams

Meh, Sam Adams was better. Winter Lager is da bomb!

Thomas Jefferson

Having sex with your slave FTL... having hot half-babies FTW

John Quincy Adams

John Adams did it.

William Henry Harrison

Died after one month in office? PWNED

Abraham Lincoln

Four score and seven years ago, you still sucked

James Garfield

Dude, who names a president after that shitty comic? Fail

Grover Cleveland

Sesame Street? Meh

Benjamin Harrison

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!

Grover Cleveland

WTF??? REPOST!

William Taft

No fatties, plz

Warren G. Harding

Nice last name LOL

Herbert Hoover

Hoover really SUCKS, amirite?!?!

Franklin D. Roosevelt

LAAAAAME... too soon?

John F. Kennedy

Having sex with Marilyn Monroe FTW

Bill Clinton

BLOWJOBS FTMFW

George W. Bush

It's "strategy," not "strategery." Learn to spell, dumbass

Al Gore

Hey, my vote didn't get counted!


Thanks to Happy Happy Happy Man and Matt Gorman for their input.

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