1. He asks you to sell him everything on this list:
2. He tries to pay you with something other than an acceptable form of US currency, like this:
3. He provides this laminated paper card as identification:
4. He declines a bag to take home his purchase, stating that he already has one:
by Alex at Syracuse
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Douchebags finally standing up and demanding respect...Douchebags have rights & feelings -- and the word ("douchebag") will no longer be a bad one. Hilarious VID...
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
In college no one cares what you wear to class, but they do care what you wear on Halloween. There are literally million of things you could dress up as; this is why your choice in costume says a lot about you. This is what you were saying this Hallo
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
Collection of babies eating lemons resulting in some of the cutest facial expressions. Super adorable and funny!
Recording...
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