Imagine there's no classes
A mess hall with gourmet food
No reason to wake early
And no Comparative Religions too
Imagine all the hotties
Strolling the campus in bikinis
You may say I'm a procrasturbator
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday the faculty'll join me
And make a $40k a year college a shit ton of fun
Imagine no dissertations
No Locke, Rosseau, Diderot or Kant
No need for Adderrall at all
All the pussy you could ever want
Imagine all the students
Sharing a phat bong
You may say it happens only in summer
Underneath the burning sun
But it can happen year round if we want to
Oh shit, I'm late for Accounting I gotta run.
by Dean
by Shawn Dobbins at University of Wisconsin - La Crosse
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
Rainbow oh my god!!
ALF, Kermit, Garfield, Winnie the Pooh, the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, George and Barbara Bush team up against one common enemy: Drugs!
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