2) The only things I put up my butt are thermometers, suppositories, and vibrating dildos.
3) I wear black with brown, polos with basketball shorts, and white after Labor Day (and I don't even know that that last fashion don't is outdated and is not observed anymore).
4a) Most of my best friends are girls or actual gays.
4b) I refuse to be good friends with anyone that shares a sexual attraction with me.
4c) Not really, but I needed to justify Part A.
5) I don't use special suntan lotions when I go tanning, just basic moisturizer.
6) The resulting white spot on my ass is NOT a target.
7) I didn't wince when I got my ears pierced.
8) Or my tongue.
9) Elton John is only my fourth favorite musical artist.
10) I didn't enjoy RENT any of the seven times I saw it live or on Sundays when I watch the DVD.
**Bonus Reason: I'm not going to hell for defying a divine commandment and corrupting American society by desecrating the sanctity of marriage and facilitating the spread of sexual diseases.
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