CollegeHumor Quiz

Does your Booty Call Think she's your Girlfriend?

by Kevin Corrigan June 05, 2008


College is a time to experiment with all kinds of relationships. Sometimes the status of these relationships can be ambiguous to one or both of the people involved. Answer these six simple questions to find out if your f*ck buddy knows exactly where she stands, or if she's going to light your bed on fire when she finds out you don't love her!

Has she met your parents?
God no (0 points)
It was an accident. She showed up when they were helping me move (1 point)
Sure, I introduced them (2 points)
Yes, she has an open invitation to spend Thanksgiving with my family (3 points)

Have you been to any weddings together?
Hell no (0 points)
Yes, we went to a friend's wedding together (1 point)
Yes, I was her date to one of her family member's weddings (2 points)
Yes, she was my date for a family member's wedding (3 points)

How long have you two been f*ck buddies?
Not sure, we were drunk every time it's happened (0 points)
Not long, but we've been friends forever (1 point)
More than two months, in fact I know the exact date of the first time we hooked up (2 points)
She's been sleeping over every night for at least a year (3 points)

Have you ever done things together that could be considered a date?
I refuse to see her outside my room (0 points)
I've walked her back to her dorm before when it was late (1 point)
We've gone to the movies together (2 points)
I've taken her to a restaurant and paid for it (3 points)

Do you ever engage in hugs and/or kisses outside of lovemaking situations?
No, that's disgusting (0 points)
We spoon after we do it (1 point)
Sometimes at parties she has me do that stuff to keep other guys away (2 points)
All the time. Even in public (3 points)

Has she ever told you she loves you?
Na, that's what she tells her boyfriend (0 points)
Once, but she said it was an accident (1 point)
Yes, all the time and I don't respond (2 points)
Yes, all the time and I say it back (3 points)

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