
Nickel: No problem man.
Credit: Dude, you are so smooth!
Nickel: Stop it man. Seriously, it was not a big deal.
Credit: I owe you, big time.
Nickel: Haha, alright. So anyways, how'd she look this morning?
Credit: A little rough around the edges, but a cute little body. Nice and thin.
Nickel: Tight.
Credit: Yeah. So is Check home?
Nickel: Nah, he just bounced.
*Credit sits down on Nickel's futon*
Credit: Oh, alright. So'd you hear about Dollar?
Nickel: No, what's up?
Credit: I guess he has really let himself go. Everyone's been saying he's doing awful, really weak, too. To make it even worse, he's been hanging out with Penny.
Nickel: Penny? That guy's an awful role model...
Credit: Yeah. The whole thing reminds me of Sacagawea...
Nickel: True, true. But anyways, how's your little brother doing?
Credit: Debit's doing good, really good...
Quarter: I'm from Alabama!
Nickel: Oh hey quarter. How's my little buddy doing?
Quarter: I'm from Indiana!
Nickel: Sure you are little buddy. How bout we get you back to your room.
Quarter: Montana!
*Nickel guides his older cousin to his room*
Credit: I thought you said he was done with all that?
Nickel: Well they said it was only for a limited time, but I'm starting to think it's permanent...
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