-Stop licking me you neanderthal, I just put lotion on
-Why do you have to come in the bathroom when I'm in the shower?
-Why is the toilet seat wet? WHAT DID YOU DO?
-Ugh, quit drooling, you'll get a treat when I'm ready
-Gah! That's my asshole, stay out of there!!
-Go to sleep, I don't want to play right now.
-Stop humping the cat!
-Take my underwear out of your mouth.
-What are you DOING with my shoes?!
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