The Weekly WYR

June 19th

by Jake Hurwitz June 19, 2008


It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

  • Age from the neck up, or age from the neck down? From Jan
  • Look weak and be really strong, or Look strong and be really weak? From Nick
  • Live without music, or sports? From Spencer
  • Have to see "The Love Guru", or see "You Don't Mess With The Zohan" From cole
  • Have X-ray vision but not be able to control it and have to see everyone you know naked all the time, or not see anyone naked? From Joe

Finally, this week's winner of the Don't Send Me WYRs Like This Anymore Award is Ian, who sent in this.

  • Get a blow job from your mom or f*ck your dad in the ass? From Ian

I'm serious, Ian and people like Ian. This is disgusting. This is the last one you will ever see.

Click here to submit your own WYR.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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